Friday, February 29, 2008

Omlet: a chicken's ikea


ohmygoodness. You have got to check this out. It is a 21st century chicken coop that you can order COMPLETE WITH CHICKENS. It only costs $500!!! (I know that there is a turtle in this picture, but, well...it's designed for chickens!)

http://www.omlet.us/homepage/homepage.php

The urban chicken phenomenon has truly become mainstream.

Spirit World

I had insomnia last night. I woke up from a sound sleep at 3:46 and could not get back to sleep. So I decided to get up for a while. I noticed from the bathroom window that it had snowed during the night, and I wanted a better look. I headed to the front door and turned on our outside light, a perspective from which I could see the it was still snowing; everything looked soft around the edges in the outside world.

I was standing in my bathrobe, staring in a half-daze, when I saw a large creature walk lithely down our driveway and take a turn onto the sidewalk. By the time she had begun her trot up the walkway I could tell it was a cat: a large, gray, well-fed cat. She walked right up our front steps and stopped to cast a look directly at me. We stared at each other for a while until she leaped off of the stairs and into the bushes.

I tracked the cat's path and headed towards our back door just in time to see her run through the yard towards one of our big pines. I quickly pulled on my blue, polka-dotted rain boots and went outside in order to find her. i was thinking that no cat should be outside in the snow.

I stood in the yard for a while in my bathrobe and blue rubber boots while snow gently fell on my shoulders. I quietly called pss-pss-pss and nch-nch-nch to try to call her out from her hiding place. The world held the quiet of a snowstorm at 4am; there was no sign of my gray, feline friend. It suddenly occurred to me that I may have entirely imagined this creature into existence, or that she was an other-worldy cat called to send me a message.

The feeling was haunting and beautiful.

I decided to go inside and read Banana Yoshimoto until I could fall back to sleep.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

how to peel an egg

okay, so these videos are sponsored by Sprint. Nonetheless, I love these tips. The egg thing really works. I did it five times in a row this morning much to my delight. We made hard-boiled eggs just to try this.

Check it out!

Friday, February 22, 2008

Whiteness

Rhonda enjoyed the "stuffwhitepeoplelike" link (below) so much that she took to reading it to me as we were finishing dinner last night. She looked at me with Rhonda-serious face and said, "You KNOW we are those white people, right?"

And we are.

The stuffwhitepeoplelike blog is really, I think, about what young, white, urban, liberals like. My parents, for instance, definitely don't know, let alone like, Mos Def, and I am pretty sure they don't really like being the only white people around. But for me, so much of this is true. The first entry I read when I first read the site proclaimed: white people love being the only white person around. especially in an "ethnic" restaurant. So true. It is a sign of authenticity. Conversely, seeing lots of white people in, say, a Chinese restaurant is a disappointment (especially in Seattle) meaning that it is americanized Chinese food. According to this logic, if a lot of white people like it, the food isn't good. Which brings me to a new contribution:

White people like thinking they are better than, more sophisticated than, other white people. (I am hugely guilty of this -- read the rest of this post for further proof.)

This week in my 102 classes I am showing a film by Saul Williams called Slam! It is a movie about a young black man in D.C. who struggles to find his way through poverty and violence while writing. He is a poet and a writer who uses these skills to survive.

I have used this film in teaching before. But, I have never showed it to a room of entirely white students. The only exception of whiteness in my classes these days are my international students from Asia. And when preparing to watch this film, one of my international students openly balked: Y, from Russia, said " Professor. I have hard time understanding Black people talking."

Y is not alone. Her American counterparts also had a hard time understanding the movie. And they are confused by and afraid of Black people. They don't know any. The community here is reported to be 98% white. Some of my students are a small part Native (as we are in what was the center of the Menominee nation). Nonetheless, these students still identify as white. The one student who seemed to really like the movie, came up to me after class and said: "I, like, totally got it... 'cause, my boyfriend is Black."

But, back to the point. The white liberal in me is definitely uncomfortable being surrounded by all white people, living in a mostly-white town, and being completely immersed in white culture. I feel lame, I feel like a sellout. I do feel REALLY white.


Thursday, February 14, 2008

friends who think alike



I received this e-card from multiple friends this year. It is worth noting that the people who sent it do not know each other.

Am I THAT white?

Update: I just received this link from my white-ally, Gabriel:

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/


Laughing all the way to class...

Giardia!

I have been unwell for a couple of days. I will spare you too many details, but despite my increasingly bland diet, I have been unable to keep any food in my body. Always supportive, my colleague Jennifer called this morning and offered to get my creative writing class situated so I could stay home and contemplate my writhing stomach (it looked kinda like this). As I told her that this "situation" had been going on for 10 days she responded with concerned maternal instincts: " THAT IS NOT GOOD! IT IS TIME TO GO TO THE DOCTOR." I jokingly replied to her concern by suggesting that maybe I have giardia.

I have just returned from the doctor's office where the good Dr. Hiniker asked me to provide a stool sample to be tested for.... none other than giardia (among other things). She asked if I have traveled of late and I asked if New York City counts. With raised eyebrows she made a notation in my file. Apparently it does.

We shall see...

Saturday, February 9, 2008

bday bruhaha

slightly tipsy at 1:11 am on my birthday. We just came in from seeing a local band in which one of my students is the bassist. Not only was I serenaded with a Beatles' cover birthday song, but we also got our friend/my colleague David to do a couple of songs with the band. and all the while it snowed outside.

me at 33:

Friday, February 8, 2008

Weird Regional Foods

In my last post I mentioned Booyah. This has led to some interesting discussions of strange regional delicacies.

Rhonda and I share a love of red beet eggs and chow chow (Pennsylvania Dutch delicacies).

Perhaps the best so far: Poutine!

I am interested in hearing from others...

1.14 update:

Hollis adds Goulash as a southeastern Wisconsin favorite, and Jerry P. notes that chow chow is also a southern dish

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Going Native


Today we went to the ice races. It is rather hard to explain -- involves a couple hundred people, junker race cars, beer, snowmobiles, ice fishing shacks and a lot of testosterone all coming together on the frozen surface of Lake Michigan's Green Bay.

This video of our good friend Cyndee (who graciously invited us to join her on the ice and fed us Booyah) explains all. It also should be pointed out that Cyndee's outfit not only includes her hot-pink down coat and David's deer-hunting hat but also leopard print gloves and boots (not seen here).