I called my parents (in Pennsylvania) a few hours ago and left a message that went like this:
"Hi Mom and Dad. Uhm... I meant to tell you this a few days ago, but if you don't vote for Obama today you can't come and visit us in May. And, oh yeah, can we buy your sump pump, Dad? Ours is broken. Love you, bye."
I imagine it is technically illegal (to extort votes, not buying sump pumps) but that just shows how much I care about this election.
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No threat of sump pumps would have swayed my vote for Hillary. A tractor pull, maybe.
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